

As I'm sure most of you already know, I was recently revealed to be a member of the Uzumaki Clan thanks to Kabuto.


He also said that all Uzumaki Clan members had red hair. Aside from me that is.


Anyway, this apparently caused a lot of confusion in our fanbase as a majority of them think that everyone with red hair is an Uzumaki.


I don't see why. Gaara for example is obviously not an Uzumaki since no one else in his family has Uzumaki traits. Then there's that Karui girl

How scary would it be if she was part of our clan?



Getting back on track, another person people think is an Uzumaki is Tayuya.



Isn't she that girl from the Sound Four?


Hai. How people think she's an Uzumaki is beyond me. She doesn't even have red hair! Her hair is pink!


I hope she's not related to Sakura-chan. That'd be the scariest thing ever!



As a medic, I can say that this is not how genetics work. Not everyone with red hair is related to each other.


That would be like saying that I'm related to Ino or Temari because we all have blonde hair. Though I do wonder about Ino sometimes since we are a lot alike.


Stay focused, Naruto!


Gomen, Neechan.


Hm. Now where was I? Oh yeah! As I was saying, just because there are characters with red hair, does not mean that they are automatically related to Naruto or myself. You know, this whole thing really makes me question what's wrong with our fanbase.


Don't forget, Neechan, this is the same fanbase that think Sasuke-teme and Sakura-chan will still get together even though he tried to kill her or that he will actually be able to redeem himself even though he's hellbent on destroying Konoha in order to avenge his clan, who are technically villains. This is also the same fanbase who can't seem to accept that Haku and Kurama are guys.



I fear for our series if a majority of the fans keep this up.